March 31, 2021

Why is it taking you so long...


As a hopeful writer, I get many questions like:  “How much more do you have to finish your book?” And, “When will it be done?” “Are you half through yet?”  “I like the teasers I’ve read…can you hurry up and finish it! 

I get it, but I had no idea what a journey I began a couple of years ago, when I retired and decided to write a fiction novel. Let me give you a glimpse of why it is taking me a LONG time, and why the next one (if ever) would be considerably quicker.

             All I had ever written was sermons. Over two thousand of them.  That is vastly different from fiction (snicker, snicker…in some cases, not so much different).  I had not had any writing classes. No training. No experience and frankly, I didn’t know what most writers don’t even realize they know.  I had to learn it. I’m still learning it, and I’m not Mensa material.  So, it takes some time to, as I like to say, “build my wagon while I’m riding in it.”

            I have availed myself of 6-8 online MasterClasses from some of the best writers of fiction today. These are video classes with a syllabus to follow the lectures. These are on all aspects of writing fiction.  Very helpful…and time consuming. Each class is 8 to 15 videos. I have read books on point of view, plot, fiction in general, and numerous articles. I have done numerous exercises suggested in some of these books, and they have been helpful.  I have also purchased and read several novels just to see “how they did it.” Examples:  To Kill A Mockingbird, The Joy Luck Club, and reviewed others I’ve already read…for writing style. The research is daunting. I have spent months of research to make sure my “made up” story is plausible.  I have picked up many pointers. 

I also have the help of a writer’s group (about 4 of us who meet occasionally to go over our stuff and share ideas, etc.  I have a writing coach…my long time friend and retired high school English, literature, writing teacher…Beta Thompson Noel.  Spending time with her and her husband, Mike in Oklahoma City has been extremely helpful. She is really smart, but I try not to make a big deal out of that. She throws little suggestions and comments at me that I’m sure most writers know, but they are gold nuggets to me.  Another friend, Sarah Bunn, has helped me organize my many chapters into a chronological order that can work and keep me on track. Others have read a chapter here and there to give me insight and feedback. My question is:  if you read this…would you put it down or want to read more?  Bonnie has read most, of not all of it so far. She reads tons of books, so I figure if she would read it, its got to be OK.  She has been very encouraging.

            So, you can see, though the book is taking some time, I have not been sitting around doing nothing. If I knew it was going to be this involved, I’m not sure I would have had the courage to start.  However…NOW…I’d shoot myself before I’d quit.  Too much work behind me.

            Oh…I forgot…THE STORY.  That takes time, too.  The “think time” is incredible.  To create and get into the lives of each character and make sure they have a unique voice. My characters are REAL to me at this point. I know them inside and out.  I also have to try and make the story jive with all the times, dates, places etc…it all has to fit or readers will pick that up instantly.

            C.J. Box (writer of the Joe Pickett, Wyoming Game Warden series) writes 1000 words a day to crank out two novels a year.  In case you haven’t figured it out, that would be about 3 pages of most books. You have to know this stuff.  That doesn’t seem like a mammoth amount, but I struggle some days to write ONE GOOD PARAGRAPH. The trick is, KEEP WRITING…every day write something.  Put it down.  Keep going.

            Other than all this, and much more…its easy!  Oh, did I mention, that I also had the COVID-19 virus along the way.  So the next time someone says to you, “you should write a book,”  look them directly in the eye and swear profusely at them.  If that doesn’t shut them up…shoot them.  If you get thrown into prison, you might just have time to write a book.