July 23, 2018

Cheese Curl/Puff Snack Contest FINAL RESULTS


Official Results

1.     FIRST PLACE!    Cheetos Crunchy


SECOND PLACE   Simply Natural White Cheddar














  THIRD PLACE    Cheezies













 Barbara's Cheese Puffs  

       

Beanitos Mac n Cheese

Trader Joe's Baked Cheese Crunchies
         





July 16, 2018

Sporting Events


It is no secret that the world, not just the USA, is enamored with athletes, and athletic contests. I have no problem with that. I do have a problem with the, so called, fans who take celebrating athletics and team victories or losses to life threatening and life ending levels. It becomes an horrific display of emotions overruling intelligence.

The aftermath of France’s victory in the World Cup is a perfect example of fan lunacy.  I do not vilify an entire country (in this instance, France) for the actions of some of its citizens who go nuts. We see it in many countries where exalted victories and defeats are responded to in frenzied, mob activity. It is lunacy, pure and simple.

Some believe that all sport is lunacy because, after all, it’s just a game.  I disagree.  All sport has an element of ridiculousness, often described as carrying a ball across a line, or putting a ball in a hole in the ground. In the end, what does it matter.  That misses the  point. It is the focusing of talent, training, practice, teamwork and stamina to the highest degree of achievement possible. That is not ridiculous.  However, it needs to be said that they give trophies (and considerable cash) for these achievements, not Pulitzer Prizes.  They are not typically life changing nor do they affect humanity in the way penicillin did. It is sport.  It is physical achievement. It is entertainment. It is not science or medicine.

When fans go out of control, as some did in the aftermath of the World Cup, it is no longer about the victory or loss. It is not about their joy or allegiance to a team or country. It is about their own lack of meaningful existence. It is a demonstration that they have little or no impulse control, and that intelligence and reason have been misplaced by raw emotion.  Emotion is a very good thing, but it needs boundaries.  The boundaries are intelligence, reason and a personal value/belief system firmly grounded in what is ultimately important in life.  These folks are sad and pathetic examples of  lives that are bankrupt of any real meaning.

July 15, 2018

Immigrant processing...a different idea


How could the USA do a better job of identifying which immigrants are attempting to enter the country with good reasons and productive intent?  Impossible? Probably not.  The quote: “The difficult we can do immediately, the impossible may take a bit longer,” seems to apply. I am going to suggest a way to establish a foothold on the issue of screening/vetting immigrants and determining if they are legitimate future Americans or long-term expatriates.

What if we start with what we already have, rather than building a whole new monstrous governmental machine.  We already have churches, and in many ways, they are the best suited organizations to effectively identify, assist and monitor the masses. Check out this article from CT.
According to a recent paper published by sociologist Simon Brauer in the Journal for the Scientific Study of Religion, the number of religious congregations in the United States has increased by almost 50,000 since 1998. A key reason: growth in nondenominational churches.
Using the National Congregations Study (NCS) conducted in 2006 and 2012, he estimates the number of congregations in the US increased from 336,000 in 1998 to a peak of 414,000 in 2006, but then leveled off at 384,000 in 2012.  (source:  Christianity Today, July/Aug 2018)

So, for the sake of simplicity, let’s say we have 350,000 churches in the USA.  This is already a huge machine!  We, as churches, in the US already receive some tremendous tax advantages.  We do not have to pay taxes on the money we receive (and in some instances, church is BIG BUSINESS).  As a service of love and devotion to our benevolent (a little tongue in cheek, here) political state, we could give back something invaluable in addressing the illegal immigrant issue.  I am going to bullet point some thoughts for clarity and brevity.  The points can be debated, changed, added to, and deleted…but we need a place to stand…a starting point, if you will.
·       Immigrants to the US must be sponsored by a local, duly organized church. Since we have churches everywhere, they can choose registered church in a desired location from which to apply.  If a prospective immigrant chooses NOT to go this route, fine…they can access the system and wade through years of governmental red tape.  Their choice.
·       Churches, depending on size, can sponsor as few as one individual/family, or several.
·       There is no cost to the church for getting the immigrants here. They must figure that out.  There is no cost for keeping them here.  They are free to provide some assistance (food, shelter, employment, etc) as they desire and are able.
·       An immigrant must keep the church current on their status: work and living address.
·       There is a once a year report (form driven) by the church as to the status of the immigrant:  Are they employed.  Are they paying taxes. Have they been arrested or caused problems with not complying with the rules, etc.
·       When an immigrant enters through this program, they are legal to work, but they are on a probationary status for, say three years.  If after the three years, they have demonstrated that they are a productive addition to the community, they have been compliant, they are issued long term status.  They can stay legally, have kids, work and play. They can also declare an intent to become citizens, which is voluntary, not mandatory. They may choose to continue as expatriates.
·       If at any point, they become a threat or detriment to society, they (head of household) will be deported with their spouse and minor children (this would need some working out).
·       Minor infractions, such as traffic laws and misdemeanors, can be negotiated and perhaps be a reason for extended probationary status.
·       Long lines would be no longer be an issue.  The work load would be spread in a way that would be easily accommodated. Churches would have a way to “give back” in a service that means something and is an opportunity to show Christian charity on an individual basis.
·       Families/individuals would be under no obligation to “attend” their sponsoring church.  That would be totally optional.  In that way, say a Roman Catholic family, or a Muslim family could be sponsored by a protestant congregation and still have the freedom to practice (or not practice) their religion according to their own choice.
·       This would add a few hours work to a church who only wanted to do the minimum required.  With computer reporting, it would not be that difficult. It would become a great opportunity for churches who desired to go beyond the requirements and provide love, relationship, and a sense of belonging.

Obviously, this could include, not only churches, but mosques, non-profit organizations, etc.  America is full of legitimate organizations that are receiving huge benefits from our country.  Why not give back in ways that are so needed?  As I said, this is a foothold…a starting point for discussion.  My point is that, though difficult as it may be, it is not an impossible task for immigrants to be here legally, on a probationary status, to prove themselves, and to separate the dreamers from the abusers. It would be an alternative to the long lines, impossible red tape and ineffective methods of screening.  It isn’t working well now.  Maybe it’s time to think outside the box.

July 05, 2018

Gatekeeper Dill Relish


WHAT TO DO WITH THAT HUGE JAR OF DILL PICKLE SLICES
I like to buy the large plastic jar of hamburger slices at the warehouse store.  The problem is eating them quickly enough.  I normally buy a jar when I am having a pretty large burgers and hot dogs cookout.  The problem I have is finding a dill relish that is not in very small quantities and is a reasonable cost.  Sweet relish is easier to find in large quantities. So…I am making my own dill relish with the sliced pickles.  It is simple, quick and cost effective.

You can make whatever ratio of pickles to other ingredients you choose, but the pickles are the main thing.

·       Chop the pickles on a board…pretty fine.  A good, sharp chopping knife is essential.
·       I add a spoonful of nacho sliced jalapeƱos, chopped extremely fine (I like the relish with some attitude…go easy and taste test it)
·       Sprinkle some garlic powder, or finely chopped fresh garlic
·       Add a small amount of a good Italian dressing (approximately ¼ cup) Use good dressing. If you wouldn’t eat it on your salad, don’t put it in your relish.  I like Olive Garden Italian.
·       Onion flakes….sparingly.
·       Organic non-salt seasoning, if desired. VERY sparingly. I like it to have more than one or two flavor profiles…it is a relish, not just chopped pickles.  Kirkland (Costco) makes an organic no-salt seasoning with a blend of 21 spices and ingredients from around the world.  Excellent choice for a variety of recipes (spaghetti sauce, for one).
·       I add about ½ of a finely chopped tomato (fresh is best, canned is OK too). It doesn’t add much flavor, but the splash color is terrific.  Remember…we eat with our eyes, first.

That’s it!  No high fructose syrup like the sweet relishes contain.  Very low in calories.  As you can see, it is better to add ingredients in small amounts and taste as you go.

You will have great tasting dill relish for hot dogs, brats, and anything else you want to put it on.   

Ingredients:
  • Hamburger sliced dill pickles
  • Nacho sliced jalapeƱos
  • Garlic powder or fresh garlic
  • Italian dressing
  • Onion flakes
  • Non-salt seasoning
  • 1/2 Tomato



July 04, 2018

Peanut Butter Survey


Peanut butter...just opened a new jar. I don't eat much at all, so it lasts MONTHS! Its a different brand, and I can tell a taste difference. I'm not telling yet, but I will. I know many have stopped eating it altogether for health reasons...that's cool, but that is not my issue here. If you still eat it, which of the Big Three brands is your favorite? 
  • Peter Pan
  • Jif
  • Skippy
I don't care if its crunchy or creamy....which brand tastes best to you? If you eat an organic,that's OK....Trader Joe's...OK, but I want an opinion on these. Kind of like being a Coke or Pepsi person. I like root beer better than either, but I am definitely a Coke person.

My Great Peanut Butter Survey Results:  This is a very scientific study conducted from a pool of folks whose credibility is in question because the read my posts.

Which of the BIG Three peanut butters do you prefer?
Skippy: 17
Jif:  26
Peter Pan:  6
Non-conformists & Tree huggers & Health nuts:  8

Follow-up question: If Sam’s and Costco did not carry Skippy and Jif….would you still choose the same peanut butter?  No need to answer.




        

June 30, 2018

GREAT FOOD from around the world!


A few years ago I was in Concepción, Chile for a few days. While there, I had some of the best fish I have ever eaten.  It was, obviously, fresh…and not “freshly thawed” as they give us here in the US.  As you can see in these photos, I did not go hungry. One of my favorites was the fresh “trucha” (trout) ceviche.  I am not normally a fan of raw fish (no sushi for me), but this was outstanding. The ceviche, the fried fish fillets and potatoes along with fresh seasoned tomatoes for lunch was amazing!! I have found nothing that compares in the fish category.  BTW…my hosts were terrific.




  




May 23, 2018

BOUNDARIES

We tend to talk in terms of extremes. Such as, living with rigid, inflexible boundaries, or living with no boundaries! Have you noticed that in most areas of life, the extremes are what get you trouble? Take a look at these horses and see if you can learn something. What a contrast. On one hand you have a wild herd that live in constant danger, and are owned and cared for by no one. On the other hand, a couple of horses that get better care, nutrition and medical care than 98% of our world’s population.
Extremes! One of the great benefits of boundaries in our life is that they minimize extremes. The wild horses are perpetually anxious, because they are prey….predators are always checking them out just looking for a weakness or lack of attention. There are no protective fences. These Kentucky Thoroughbreds don’t have a worry in the world. They are complacent. They are indulgent. Boundaries help us to not get eaten alive by predators, or to become so complacent and indulgent that we are no longer alert and attentive or willing to take a risk. Look at these two pictures again…what do you see?


May 17, 2018

My Peace Rug

Philippians 4   Do not be anxious about anything, but in every situation, by prayer and petition, with thanksgiving, present your requests to God. And the peace of God, which transcends all understanding, will guard your hearts and your minds in Christ Jesus.

We once had (for a very short time) a basset hound named Dudley. Dudley had a small rug that he would lie on. He would nap there. He liked it. It was kind of a kennel without the cage. At times, I would even say, “Dudley, go get on your rug.” He would walk over slowly and sit down on that rug.
    This “peace of God” that the Apostle Paul talks about is like my rug. I know when I am on it, and when I am off of it. I can feel it. Life’s circumstances will rob us of “the peace of God” if we allow it. Some things are small and others are huge, but they can keep us off our rug. It could be that God is encouraging you today to “get back on your rug.” It is a place of unusual peace…it doesn’t make sense with what it going on around you, but it is there. The peace of God. Get back on your rug.

May 13, 2018

Happy Mother’s Day


I have sent and given countless Mother’s Day cards over the past 40+ years.  Families often involve some blended and extended elements.  It is not just a mother, father, and children, along with paternal and maternal grandparents. Divorce, death and remarriage widens the circle significantly. I have chosen to include everyone, especially on Mother’s Day. There have been years when my gift and card giving have been better and years when they were not as admirable. It is what it is. Not carrying guilt is a choice I normally make very quickly.  I tend to travel light. I am happy with my lifelong choice of “inclusion,” and would simply encourage you to consider a similar practice.  Kindness, love and acceptance cost much less than disappointment, bitterness and grudge carrying.  Have a BIG heart.  Make the effort. Take the high road even when others do not.  At the peak, I was buying/giving SEVEN Mother’s Day cards to include my spouse, our mothers, step-mothers and all grandmothers. Now, I am down to only two.  My spouse and my step-mother.  I would love to still be buying more cards!  I miss you, Mother.


April 27, 2018

The Common Sense Party of America

I propose
The Common Sense Party of America  (CSPOA)
Taken from Common Sense
In England a king hath little more to do than to make war and give away places; which in plain terms, is to impoverish the nation and set it together by the ears. A pretty business indeed for a man to be allowed eight hundred thousand sterling a year for, and worshiped into the bargain! Of more worth is one honest man to society and in the sight of God, than all the crowned ruffians that ever lived.
— Thomas Paine
The Common Sense Party Platform
1. Every citizen shall have an avenue to contribute to the good, benefit and prosperity of the whole. Some kind of mandatory service to the country, of no less than 2 years, shall be expected without regard to gender, religious belief or sexual orientation. This shall include, but not be limited to military service. In this, any assistance, government programs and benevolences given to citizens, at any stage of life, for a variety of needs, will have been contributed to by each individual. A distribution of public resources and goods will be directly tied to a contribution of Time, Energy & Money from the individual. Care for the physically and mentally disabled will be a priority. Service to the country will enhance feelings of ownership, pride, respect and support for the community as a whole.
2. The Party Platform shall strive to set its parameters as broadly as possible and promote what is decent, fair, reasonable and in the best interest of all. Extremes of the left or the right will be avoided. This will not satisfy the unrestrained desires of the far left liberals, nor the rigidity of the far right conservatives. There is a huge middle ground of Common Sense that will be the aim of the Party Platform.

The rest of the platform will need to be fleshed out with the help of the multitudes of smart folks who join up

The Gatekeeper

April 19, 2018

Bibles and Hymnals...are they things of the past?


CHURCH SERVICES
A Cultural Shift
Mark Morgan

          There is, and has been for some time, a shift that is occurring for church goers in America.  Culture is not a static thing.  It is dynamic.  It is in constant change, though sometimes rapidly and at other times it feels more glacial. Two things that are in flux are the actual use of physical Bibles, and hymnals in worship services.  Much of the discussion on this topic is anecdotal, in that it is more centered in preference than in concrete data. Understanding this does not make the discussion any less important.  How something feels to the individual and the emotional attachments we form are as important as hard facts. I have not always acknowledged or believed this to be true.

What Is It About Bibles and Hymnals?
There is specific data available when it comes to evaluating how we retain information. We tend to retain more when we engage more than one of our senses.  Hearing and seeing is more effective than simply hearing. And on it goes.  For me, a Bible is a multi-sensory tool of worship and instruction. I feel it. I see it. I smell it (which is why I am committed to a genuine leather Bible).  A hymn book has similar qualities. I learn page numbers (hymn 242 is Victory In Jesus in the old edition of the hymnal I grew up with).  That seems to mean something to me.  I can count on it being there.  It is solid. These are all points on the feeling/emotional level of who I am and what I like.  Embrace that part of yourself. Don’t put other ways down. That only weakens the validity of your preferences.
          I like Bibles. I own more than a dozen of them. Many of us just like the feel of a book in our hands. That is a valid reason for having and using one. Having a Bible in my hand centers me in a way that an electronic device does not.  That is a learned response, for sure. I am not saying it is more holy.  I am saying it has a more complete feel for me. It is the Bible, not just a device.  I like that and my feelings respond differently to it. The same is true of a hymnal, but for me, to a lesser degree.  There is a connection I have to “my Bible” that does not exist with my iPad or my cell phone.  I get the same exact text from all of them.  It feels differently to me when it is an actual Bible. The problem is that we do not have to discount one medium in order to validate another.  That is where we lose credibility and tend to overstate our case.  Just because you like it better, is a valid argument. PERIOD. You don’t have to discount anything else to make that claim.
          I like electronic devices and Bible applications. The flexibility is enormous. I like having multiple translations and paraphrases available to me with such ease. I like having the immediate availability to multiple texts while I am preaching or when listening to someone else speak. If, for some reason, I do not have my Bible with me, I am still able to see the text, rather than just hear it. There are other reasons I like electronics when it comes to the Bible, but many of them are for study and preparation.  This article is about the worship service, so those advantages are another topic.
          I like hymnals. There are a few things they offer that projected words on a screen do not. I like seeing the entire song at a glance.  My eyes and brain can work faster than the person clicking verses from a presentation program on a computer. I like the freedom to skim the hymnal and stopping at a familiar or particular meaningful song, though it may not be part of that particular service’s list. As I said, I like holding a book.  When I touch something, it gives me a great sense of ownership. Most of all, I like the variety of categories of songs I find in a hymnal. I can sing my doctrine and reinforce the tenets of my faith.  I can sing nostalgic songs about heaven or special holidays.  I can focus on calls to worship. I can sing great anthems of historical Christianity. And, I can sing intimate worship songs that are addressed to God, not just about Him.  A hymnal incorporates all of these.
          I like contemporary worship bands and worship sets with projected lyrics.  The music style speaks to me and is familiar to the sounds that have grown up enjoying.  The songs tend to be more simple and repetitive, therefore allowing me to internalize them to a greater degree.  I like the fact that I am not distracted by shuffling books, breaks to announce page numbers and unnecessary talk from the song leader.  I can, many times, more easily create my own worship retreat right in the middle of a corporate service.  Many of the songs are very intimate and emotional. They tend to speak to our feelings more than to our brains. I am trying to re-program myself to value that aspect of worship along with the cognitive parts. I like the simplicity of contemporary worship.
          There you have it.  Thoughts from an expert.  ME!  I have been in church attendance since I was eight days old, and have experienced thousands of services.  My attempt is to widen my sphere of what is good, meaningful, beautiful, helpful and desirable.  Embrace worship.  Make it your own.  You will have preferences, but also allow the presence of the God to broaden your acceptable practices of worship, not narrow them.  Blessings on you, and may God’s great grace empower you to embrace all good things of Him.

April 14, 2018

Boys of Summer and their NICKNAMES!


Baseball, without a doubt, has the BEST player nicknames in all of sport.

Can you identify these players (without the help of Google).  You will see what I mean by the “best nicknames.”

Oil Can
The Big Hurt
The Man
Say Hey Kid
Kung Fu Panda
Splendid Splinter
The Babe
Charlie Hustle
The Penguin
The Big Unit
Catfish
Sandman
Crime Dog
All Rise
Mr October
Shoeless
The Commerce Comet
Big Papi
Mr Cub
Ryan Express
Cool Papa
The Wizzard
And on it goes…..I’m sure you have some in mind.

A couple of honorable mention goofy ones:
Spaceman  (Bill Lee)
The Bird  ( Mark Fidrych)

My assigned nickname that never saw the light of day:  I gave this name to Aaron Hill when he played for the Dbacks. He hit for the cycle TWICE in eleven days!  AMAZING feat.  My nickname for Hill was:  CHAINSAW….which of course you know, has a 2cycle engine.  They should have asked me…that is a SICK nickname.  If you know Aaron Hill, please send it to him with my compliments.

Dennis Boyd, Frank Thomas, Stan Musial, Willie Mays, Pablo Sandoval, Ted Williams, George Herman Ruth, Pete Rose, Ron Cey, Randy Johnson, Jim Hunter, Mariano Rivera, Fred McGriff, Aaron Judge, Reggie Jackson, Joe Jackson, Mickey Mantle, David Ortiz, Ernie Banks, Nolan Ryan, James Bell, Ozzie Smith

March 09, 2018

Gatekeeper's BBQ Sauce


Creating My Favorite BBQ Sauces

Here are some personal facts about BBQ sauce.
1.      I do not have one favorite sauce you can purchase
2.      I have preferences, but there are few I would say that I definitely do not care for.
3.      Most sauces have aspects that are good and desirable to me.
4.      I pretty much eliminate all sauces that are “just another product” of the many made by a large food conglomerate (Kraft, Heinz, Del Monte, etc)
5.      I use sauces that are made by BBQ sauce companies ( Famous Dave’s, Sweet Baby Rays, KC Masterpiece, Haywards, KC’s Gates, etc.)

In order to produce a sauce I really like, I have to combine a few ingredients.  It is easy, and there is no way to mess it up.  I find it much easier, and better, to use already made sauces than to make my own.

My favorite recipe:
·        For approximately 16oz of sauce
·        8 ounces of Gates original sauce from Kansas City. This is my base sauce, because it is not a sweet sauce.  It has a good amount of pepper in it, but is not real spicey hot. You may have to purchase it online (tip..with Amazon Prime, it is cheaper than having Gates ship it to you)  

8 ounces of one of the following:
·        Sweet Baby Rays or Famous Daves (original Rich and Sassy)
  
 I add to this about 2 TBLS of a good apple cider vinegar, like Bragg.  Here is one variation I like for a bit of “sweet” in the sauce:  I add about 2 TBLS of a good cherry or black cherry syrup, such as DaVinci or Torani syrups. Try a very little at a time to get what you prefer.  You can also add a few drops of a really not (habanero, ghost pepper, Carolina reaper, etc) sauce for a Sweet/Heat.  CAUTION:  use these hot sauces by the drop, not the ounce.  They are EXTREMELY hot and a drop or two will probably do it.

EXTRA:  For traditional Buffalo Wings (and who doesn't like good wings) mix your  BBQ sauce with about an equal amount of Frank's Red Hot Original cayenne pepper sauce. This will give you a more true Buffalo Wing taste. 

      
And that’s it!  My Favorite BBQ Sauces

UPDATE:  My new favorite base sauce is Meat Mitch Whomp Sauce from Meat Church.  Order it online.

January 31, 2018

Available for short term pastoral ministry

MARK MORGAN
Objective
I am a semi-retired, ordained pastor with over 40 years of experience in church ministry.
I am available to fill in, short or medium term, for churches during staff transitions,
sabbaticals, leave of absences, or vacations. Please contact me for specific
references and financial information.



Skills
Preaching/teaching; Small group leading and training; Counseling; Life coaching; Spiritual formation; Conflict resolution; Administration; 35 years of Vineyard Church experience, including: AVC National Leadership as an area overseer in Arizona and New Mexico during the tenures of John Wimber, Todd Hunter, Bert Waggoner, and Phil Strout.



Experience
Associate pastor
Vineyard Community Church – Gilbert, AZ

Senior pastor / church planter
East Valley Vineyard – Mesa, AZ

Senior pastor
Valley City Church of the Nazarene – Valley City, ND

Youth pastor
College Church of the Nazarene – OIathe, KS



Education
Degree:  Master of Arts: Christian Education May 2000
Nazarene Theological Seminary - Kansas City, MO

Degree:  Bachelor of Arts: Christian Education May 1974
MidAmerica Nazarene University - Olathe, KS




Thank you very much for taking the time to read through my information sheet.  I would be happy to visit with you by phone, email, or in person.  Please feel free to ask any questions that would be helpful in making your search and decision for a fill-in/interim pastor.

Mark Morgan

My Summer Home/Cabin In Beautiful Utah (like Colorado without the crowd)

Reuters
Starting at 6 a.m. on Feb. 2 – the moment Trump’s proclamation reducing the size of the Bears Ears and Grand Staircase-Escalante National Monuments takes effect – private citizens and companies will be allowed to stake claims for hard rock mining in a process governed by the General Mining Law of 1872, according to the U.S. Bureau of Land Management.

The process for staking a claim remains much as it did during the Gold Rush: A prospector hammers four poles into the ground corresponding to the four points of a parcel that can be as big as 20 acres, and attaches a written description of the claim onto one of them. A prospector then has 30 days to record the claim at the local BLM office.

The costs of claiming are low: a $212 filing fee, and an annual maintenance fee of $150. Unlike laws governing petroleum extraction, there are no environmental guidelines specific to hard rock mining, and no requirement to pay a royalty. The claims provide prospectors mineral rights but not ownership of the land.

The law covers mining for uranium, gold, silver, copper and other precious metals, but excludes coal and petroleum. 




OK…this may be the answer to a summer home/cabin that I have dreamed of.  I can stake out 20 acres, which is certainly enough to not be on top of my neighbors.  I can build a cabin for the purpose of “tending my claim.”  I can wash through a few pans of dirt and sand looking for gold flakes a few times a year. Actually, I don't care if I ever find any.  I can use an efficient gas generator for power, and all I have to do is pay a one time, $212.00 fee, and an annual tax (maintenance fee) of $150.00!  I can’t own land cheaper than that if the dirt were given to me for free!  No one says I can’t dig a well, or maybe I’ll be lucky and get a parcel that includes a stream.  I’ll purchase a log cabin kit, and BOOM, my summer home becomes a reality, and I don’t have to pay property taxes!  That is a heck of a deal.  All I can’t do is mine for coal or drill for oil….no problemo!  Hadn’t planned to do that anyway.  When I’m done using it, I simply walk away. I don't own it. No harm, no foul!  Tempting.